January 9, 2015 by Rusty Dog 0

Men Can’t Boil Eggs!

Peter is our office junior here at intelligent-dog.com. If we were human we might call him our general dogsbody, but we are dogs and do not want to give him ideas above his station. Anyway it is Peter’s birthday today. Happy Birthday, Peter! To celebrate this we are going to write a blog post on a subject which he knows intimately and his performance helps prove our point. Boiling an egg is not rocket science or the most difficult task in the world, but it is still too difficult for most humans and probably all men. We have sat under the kitchen table listening to criticism of Peter’s efforts at boiling zillions of eggs. “Ugh! What’s this?” -“It’s runny!” – “You wanted it soft.” – “Only the white, surely.” “Oh, but it’s a nice soft boiled egg with a completely hard white bit and an even harder yolk.” Sometimes these unsuccessful eggs cannot even be eaten by a human. That is great, as dogs are more tolerant of errors and can always eat what a human turns their nose up at. In Mr Jeremy Paxman’s book about the British Royal Family there is a story in which he claims that […]

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